It was submitted by Emma Cxxxxxxxxx on Tuesday, 15 December, 2009 at 09:38:06 CST
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Dear Sir or Madam,

Good start…I can see you’ve spent lots of time reading my blog….

I help coordinate the Shxxzilxx UK Publisher Program and came across your website http://mcrebbe.com.

Obviously…or you wouldn’t be writing…

I found it an extremely promising partner for our affiliate program and so would like to offer you the chance to work with us.

Really? How generous of you! That’s just what I wanted for Chanukah. How did you know?

We are currently offering all sign ups a £20 bonus, plus £5 extra when you implement our dynamic banners and point us to the page it’s / they’re on.

Wow, it’s like all of my Chanukahs have come at once…actually, I really do mean that….my family aren’t that generous…

Try monetising your site with our various text links, banners, search boxes etc and watch the pennies roll in!

I would, but how will I be able to see the pennies rolling in with all of your various text links, banners, search boxes etc., obscuring my vision?

Gain  some extra pounds (and not just from all the good food!) over Christmas.

Are you calling me fat?

Christmas?? Damn, you’ve really done your research…

We also have a Publisher video on the blog which sums up the program in a couple of minutes without the need to make your way through huge quantities of text!

I believe that’s what I’ve just done…

Don’t forget you could earn £25 straightaway!

How could I forget, that’s the second time you’ve mentioned it.

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to contact me on this address.

Really…ANY questions…

Kind regards,

Emma Cxxxxxxxxx

Online Marketing Specialist
Shxxzilxx Europe

Apparently we differ in our interpretation of the term ‘specialist’.

According to this piece in the Huffington Post, a recent study by consumer electronics shopping site, Retrevo.com, has found that 36 percent of people under 35 admit to checking Facebook, Tweeting or texting, straight after sex.

I guess that smoking isn’t as popular as it used to be.

The same study found that over a quarter of under 35 year olds check Facebook more than 10 times a day…which means they are having sex almost as frequently as me.