The Northern Line is stopping at Tottenham Court Road station this morning.

Let’s hope it starts again.

This week, British Chief Rabbi, Lord Sacks, attacked Apple co-founder Steve Jobs for helping to create a selfish society.

Speaking at an interfaith reception attended by the Queen, he said “People are looking for values other than the values of a consumer society. The values of a consumer society really aren’t ones you can live by for terribly long…The consumer society was laid down by the late Steve Jobs coming down the mountain with two tablets, iPad one and iPad two, and the result is that we now have a culture of iPod, iPhone, iTune, i, i, i.”

Perhaps someone should tell Lord Sacks that you can’t spell Chief Rabbi, without “i”.

Bye Bye Liam Fox. Don’t let the door hit  Adam Werritty in the ass on the way out.

It should have been Bill Gates.

Like you didn’t think it…

Amanda Knox looks like she could do with a holiday.

I hear Italy is nice this time of year.

How come, whenever there’s a riot, you never hear about anyone looting a library?

I hear that Amy Winehouse was cremated.I guess she just couldn’t stop smoking.

Will Not Be Televised.

19) How well can you speak english?

Answer) Well enough to know that 17 is a statement, not a question.

So as it turns out, according to the Egyptian protestors, Mubarak is a “Zionist.”

Who knew?